Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Put your tongue straight up!

| June 6, 2014

Put your tongue straight up! Have you looked around you?  It is summer outside! Put your tongue straight up!  Feel the air, and feel the sky!  Giraffes have a unique way of experiencing life, and one way it so use our tongues.  Here is a perfect example. Whip out your tongue today and let it […]

Food that Aligns with Life: The Turd Sandwich

| May 27, 2014

If there was one food that aligns with life, it is the turd sandwich.  Life sometimes has a way of making things difficult.  Sometimes societies develop into a higher level of stupidity by electing leaders to run things that really do not make sense.  Food can align with life, if you really look for it. […]

Warning: Those are not fossils on the beach!

| May 25, 2014

Have you ever wandered the beach, and looked for shells?  Ever found something unusual?  Something that looks like a foreign object or perhaps a fossil?  Well I am here to tell you to observe caution!  Those fossils could indeed be something else, and you might be surprised at their origins. No, they are no small […]

Giraffes are gods, and Los Angeles is clouded in farts

| May 24, 2014

Giraffes are gods.  We are not the god, but we are in a class of gods.  Really, and truthfully we are.  We are tall so that we can see above all, and that extra height really impacts how we see the world. Some look upon us as goofy, or even a bit peculiar.  Sure, we […]