Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Are you a Boo-Hoo?


A Boo Hoo with his gavel

Have you ever met a Boo-Hoo?  You know, that person who cries at the drop of a hat?  That person who becomes Mr or Mrs Boo Hoo when they want to get you to sympathize with them?  Pity me!  Boo Hoo!  I am really not sure what their mindset is, as I cannot relate to it.

However, I can tell you from a giraffe perspective that animals in the wild that cry out do not last long.  Predators soon come running to see who is vulnerable and ready to be eaten.

Still people tend to elect these people into office and give them gavels.  If they were to do that in my neighborhood where there were hyenas and lions around, they would have really had a reason to cry.

So for safety sake, if you come across a Boo-Hoo, remember this lesson.  They attract predators who will eat them.  If you don’t want to become lunch yourself, then it might be a good idea to create a distance between you and the Boo-Hoo.

Simple advice from a giraffe that likes to survive.

photo credit: DonkeyHotey via photopin cc

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