Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Joe Biden Meets his Long Lost Brother

| June 7, 2014

Joe Biden, the vice president of the USA has recently met his long lost brother for the first time. It is none other than ‘Sam’ the Eagle from the Muppets.  Some may not believe that these two are related, but when they stand side by side the family resemblance is uncanny. Giraffopia photo credit: Clan […]

Put your tongue straight up!

| June 6, 2014

Put your tongue straight up! Have you looked around you?  It is summer outside! Put your tongue straight up!  Feel the air, and feel the sky!  Giraffes have a unique way of experiencing life, and one way it so use our tongues.  Here is a perfect example. Whip out your tongue today and let it […]

Michelle Obama: Flatulence or First Lady ‘Poof’?

| June 5, 2014

Is it Flatulence or a First Lady ‘Poof’? Michelle Obama engages in flatulence? Really, truthfully!  Does it stink? Some people think they are the exception to the rule.  Perhaps they are.  Has anyone ever smelled a royal fart?  I mean, it is possible it does not smell…  What about a presidential one?  How about a […]

Emphatic Giraffe Speech: We are Laughing at you

| June 3, 2014

Our giraffe culture is different that humans with our emphatic giraffe speech.  We can clearly express our ideas, quite often better than humans.  Some do not think we can, and call us silly for trying, however we are masters as expression. Oh, sure we are regarded as humorous and have often been included in jokes […]