Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Giraffes are gods, and Los Angeles is clouded in farts

| May 24, 2014

Giraffes are gods.  We are not the god, but we are in a class of gods.  Really, and truthfully we are.  We are tall so that we can see above all, and that extra height really impacts how we see the world. Some look upon us as goofy, or even a bit peculiar.  Sure, we […]

Are you a Boo-Hoo?

| May 23, 2014

Have you ever met a Boo-Hoo?  You know, that person who cries at the drop of a hat?  That person who becomes Mr or Mrs Boo Hoo when they want to get you to sympathize with them?  Pity me!  Boo Hoo!  I am really not sure what their mindset is, as I cannot relate to […]

Back to my naughty ways

| May 23, 2014

Hello everyone, Toodles here!  I am back to my naughty ways! Just coming back from a long hiatus in which I was sequestered from an onslaught of lion haters.  I have returned to my blog here to bring to the world my unique insight and enlightenment on what you perceive to be true.  I want […]