Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Butt scratching in public: Is it an etiquette infraction or a glorious relief?

| May 28, 2014

Ever have that need to scratch? Do you really care if others notice? Is butt scratching in public obvious?  Some would say they can pick out a butt-scratch a mile away, whereas other try to pride themselves with the idea that they do not notice.  However, I would suggest that it is noticeable, and quite […]

Food that Aligns with Life: The Turd Sandwich

| May 27, 2014

If there was one food that aligns with life, it is the turd sandwich.  Life sometimes has a way of making things difficult.  Sometimes societies develop into a higher level of stupidity by electing leaders to run things that really do not make sense.  Food can align with life, if you really look for it. […]

What a Presidential Nosepick Looks Like

| May 26, 2014

Have you ever been in a public place and needed to go deep for the ol’ tickler that is up the sinus cavity?  You know that feeling of one of those genuine scratchy foreign objects otherwise known as a hardened booger? We have all been there, that is for sure.  If you try to deny […]

Warning: Those are not fossils on the beach!

| May 25, 2014

Have you ever wandered the beach, and looked for shells?  Ever found something unusual?  Something that looks like a foreign object or perhaps a fossil?  Well I am here to tell you to observe caution!  Those fossils could indeed be something else, and you might be surprised at their origins. No, they are no small […]