Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Who Deserves a Giraffe Kick?

| February 3, 2013

There are some people out there in the world, and you know who they are, that deserve a giraffe kick.  Can you for a moment picture that person in your life you would like to see this happen to?  Sometimes it is an entirely different species other than yourself.  To me, Lions all deserve a […]

Sharting is such Sweet Sorrow…

| February 2, 2013

Have you ever sharted?  You know, that sudden surprise when you thought you were just lifting the old cheek off the church pew for the dry reverberation and ‘UH OH!’ you discover a little or a lot more happened than you expected?  We are talking about the hither-to-known ‘Wet Fart’ that has gain the popular name of […]

Are You a Stupid Scammer Spammer?

| February 1, 2013

Are you a stupid scammer spammer?  Do you wake up each morning and say “Gee let me send out 1 billion stupid messages about random sex websites” in hope that someone will be interested in seeing you naked?  Guess what, a majority of us are not interested in you nakedness.  In fact we don’t want […]

Can You Imagine Life Not Being Grumpy?

| February 1, 2013

Can you imagine life not being grumpy?  No way!  Does such a world exist!  I mean, I like being grumpy!  Being grumpy is just downright fun!  What’s life without the occasional Giraffe Grrrrrrr!  You know?  Sure, you say to yourself “Giraffes do not Grrrrr!!!”  On the contrary, we do!  We like being grumpy just like […]