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Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Do you have Dain Bramage?

| January 31, 2013

You might be wondering it you have brain damage after you read some of my blog posts.  Some of them may not make sense to you.  Why should it?  I am a giraffe, and I am coming at you from a very high altitude!  Trust me, I see things differently. You might have brain damage […]

Smelly is Smelly!

| January 30, 2013

Do you ever consider the fact that smelly things are just plain smelly?  I mean, when something is smelly, it stinks! There is no getting around it.  Smelly things are just plain smelly, and that is all there is to it.  You may try to convince yourself it is not smelly, and that no one […]

Drugs = Self Inflicted Retardation

| January 29, 2013

I seldom digress into serious topics on my blog, and therefore I want to venture there today for just a brief moment or two.  Today, I want to talk about drugs.  What are drugs from a giraffe perspective? From a giraffe perspective they are essentially petroleum by-products introduced into people’s chemistry to give them brief […]

Air Force One’s Expandable First Lady Michelle Obama Toilet

| January 28, 2013

You know that on the Giraffopia blog we write about the most important stuff known to mankind.  Today, is no exception.  In the past, we have written about the detailed analysis of the large butt of first lady Michelle Obama.  Click on this link to see this popular post from a few years ago, when […]