Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Big Fish Are the Way to Go

| October 28, 2011

If you are going to fish, then just go at it.  Get a really big fish.  Don’t mess with those little ones.  Go extreme fishing, and yank one out!  Get all hot and sweaty and whip out your fish!  Battling with a fish can be fun.  Watch this:   [youtube]

Giraffes Drink Urine Sometimes… So what?

| October 27, 2011

Giraffes drink urine sometimes… so what?  What is the big deal?  Are you so squeemish that you cannot handle it?  I meam we are sophisticated creatures, far above your ability to comprehend our superiority.  Why should I bother to explain to you that we are simply recycling?  But more than just that, we regard each […]

Giraffe Proctology & the ‘Flag Pole’ Method

| October 26, 2011

I for one do not want to tread too deeply into a delicate and personal subject of Giraffe proctology, however, I thought this might warrant an interesting discussion topic. The ‘Flag Pole’ method has been widely criticized by Giraffes as being too invasive when trying to resolve modern constipation problems. Because Giraffes are tall, there […]