Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Questions I Can’t Answer

| March 26, 2011

Throughout my life as a little Giraffe, I have had many an adventurous time.  However, there are many questions that I have been asked that I have no answer to.  Here is a list.  See if you can find an answer for me: “Whatever possessed you to bring dead rodents into church, and fling them over the heads […]

What is Your Wet Spot?

| March 18, 2011

You have heard of the ‘Sweet spot’ when it comes to sports, like baseball for example.  A sweet spot it that exact spot on the bat where when the ball connects with it, it is going over the outfield wall.  However, what about other areas of life?  Do you have something that scares you completely?  For […]

Are You a Master Baiter?

| March 8, 2011

You know fishing is a skill that even Giraffes learn. Why you might ask?  Because we engage in tossing salmon as a sporting activity, and thus fishing is a subject of interest to us. That being said, let’s examine a few things.  Are you a master baiter?  Have you learned to put a worm on […]

Giraffe Eroticism

| March 8, 2011

Let’s talk about Giraffe eroticism for a moment.  People are scared to talk about Giraffe eroticism publically, but let’s face it.  Women dig Giraffes.  They like our tongues, and franky they are turned on by our reticulation and our horns.  It is really okay to admit.  We Giraffes know it, and are okay with it.  […]