Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Santa Claus Exposed

| December 21, 2010

You know, following Santa Claus around is not easy.  He really makes his rounds, and as anyone can guess, he moves pretty fast during his big night.  He has to, because he has a lot of ground to cover.  Ever wonder what he does in the off season?  I mean some people claim he is […]

The Legend of the Midnight Pickle

| December 20, 2010

At this time of year, where a lot the world is celebrating Christmas, or Hannukah or some other form of winter gift giving celebration, I thought I would dig up an old legend that most people have never heard of because I have completely made it up.  That legend would be: The Legend of the […]

The Abduction and Revelations of Blitzen the Reindeer

| December 16, 2010

Last week I used confidential information and arranged for the abduction of Blitzen the reindeer from Santa’s famous band of sleigh haulers.  Initially, I gave orders for abduction of anyone of the 12 reindeer, with the intention of using anyone of them.  My band of Giraffe bandits ended up seizing Blitzen.  We held Blitzen for […]

If I say Michelle Obama has a big butt, do I have to prove it in a court of law?

| December 7, 2010

If I say Michelle Obama has a big butt, do I have to prove it in a court of law?  When I first made the observation, it was during the Democratic National Convention in 2008.  She approached the microphone, and there beholding to all in silohette was a huge mambo-jambo butt!  I mean massive!  It […]