Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

Things to do when you find yourself naked in public…

| November 22, 2010

I believe sometimes you just have go with the moment and live life, even if it dishes out things that might be unacceptable to others.  As a Giraffe, I most often tromp around naked.  However, I find that humans are less likely to do this publically, and I think there is a good reason for […]

The Underwear Tree

| November 21, 2010

You know there is a natural occurance right after a Naked Reticulation party that ‘Underwear Trees’ show up all over the world.  This recent party held last Saturday is not an exception.  Being a sort of ring leader for this mischief, and I admit that I have engaged in producing a few underwear trees in […]

What is Naked Reticulation?

| November 20, 2010

Many people may be asking themselves: What is Naked Reticulation?  Well, let’s first start by defining ‘Reticulation’.  Reticulation according to Webster’s Dictionary is “A network of web-like pattern” or “An arrangement resembling a net or network”.  The pattern of a Giraffe is often referred to as ‘Reticulation’.  However, to us in the Giraffe Liberation Front, […]

Kate the ring is treacherous!

| November 19, 2010

This past week we have been hearing about the engagement of William and Kate, or some such thing over in England.  I usually do not concern myself in these kind of things, however I found a few things disturbing.  The most important thing I found disturbing is that William proposes to the girl and gives his […]