Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

The Beer Belly Jelly Myth

| November 27, 2010

Let’s talk a minute about beer belly jelly.  Some people work their whole lives to create the perfect beer belly, and few admire it.  I often wonder why not.  I mean, don’t they realize the effort that goes into creating such an massive achievement?  Beer belly jelly is essentially what some could accuse Santa Claus […]

The Quixotic Shart

| November 27, 2010

Have you ever experienced the phenomena of the ‘Shart’?  A recently coined word from the English word for poop and fart, combined together to make the useful word SHART to define a wet-fart essentially.  Or more exactly: a fart that delivers more than was promised.  I am sure many of you realizing this know what […]

A Mind With a Tornado Like an Eggbeater Gone Postal…

| November 26, 2010

Have you ever had one of those days when your mind is all jumbled?  You know like when thoughts tumble around in your head and connect randomly like boxer shorts and panty hose ever so briefly, and then break apart like a load of laundry without ‘Cling free’.  Or that sensation of losing a great […]

Yucky Foods You Do Not Want to Eat

| November 24, 2010

I do not proclaim to be an expert on food, but I can tell you there are defintely some yucky foods you do not want to eat.  Some people really have no concept of taste, and presentation with food.  They think they do.  That is the problem.  They think they do.  Have you ever been […]