Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

When it is too stupid to wear it around the house, go out in public… Why not?

| October 25, 2010

You know when you have that impulse to put on some stupid clothing and walk around your house?  Come on, I know you have had it!  The urge to wear something completely bizarre and strange, and tromp around your house.  You can really get into it, and when you have yourself all decked out, it often […]

The Legend of the Dinosaur Giraffes

| October 25, 2010

Many do not realize that Prehistoric Giraffes were once the dominant species on planet earth.  Yes, it is true!  Dinosaur Giraffes once ruled the world, and all would quiver when they tromped about!  These dinosaur Giraffes were the ancient ancestors of modern day giraffes, and were more dangerous than the hollywood famous T-Rex.  If you […]

Don’t get mad when you have to stand in line for pizza!

| October 25, 2010

I love pizza, but even when I have to wait in line for my pizza, I don’t get all mad about it.  I mean, sure, pizza is great any everything, and when I really want pizza it is a drag to have to wait for it.  However, if people are in front of me in […]

Salmon Tossing: A New Sport

| October 24, 2010

We Giraffes have adopted a new sport called ‘Salmon Tossing’.  It is where we take either a live or dead salmon, and give it a fling.  Some people around the world have begun to take a lead from our new sport, and make it a vital recreational experience in their community.  We in the Giraffe […]