Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge

That Giraffe is My Brother

| October 29, 2010

You know I am a proud founding member of the Giraffe Liberation Front.  My fellow GLF members are my brothers.  I do  not care how they behave, or what they do.  Be they political, radical or just plain senseless, they are my brothers and sisters.  We are united in Giraffe Liberty and we will do […]

Flatulation: The Pressure of Letting Loose

| October 29, 2010

You know we have all been told that flatulation is not acceptable in social settings.  What are you expected to do when the pressure mounts?  Do you really expect people to just hold it?  Have you ever had the butt cheek squeeks when you are trying to hold one back?  Which is more embarrassing I […]

Selective Pooping

| October 27, 2010

You know I have come to realize that there are places I prefer to poop, and places I am uncomfortable doing so.  I know that there are people that will hold it until they can get home before they poop, and avoid using a public restroom.  It is kind of like having a preferred or […]

When a Picture tells a story within a story…

| October 26, 2010

You know, I really like it when a picture tells a story.  I mean, you know it is a good picture, when you can look at it and after carefully studying it, it tells a story all unto itself.  It really is quite amazing, and as a Giraffe, I like a good photograph that talks […]