Giraffopia

Ridiculous Reticulation by a Preposterous Giraffe on the Edge
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  • Why Spammers Suck

    Posted By on October 19, 2014

    Do you hate spammers like I do?  I am a giraffe writing my own blog about the world and my views, and so many spammers think it is acceptable to post ping back links to stupid stuff on this website.  Know this idiots!  You will always be deleted! Always!

    I think these idiots are more than just stupid.  They are the lowest form of life on the internet.  They lack real marketing skills, and have crap products, and are just trying to eek by getting people to be tricked into getting their garbage.  Why?  Because they cannot create a meaningful or useful product or service that people will buy, so they resort to phony junk approaches.

    So here is an image I think best depicts what one of these idiots look like…

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    photo credit: Jon Pinder via photopin cc

    Joe Biden Meets his Long Lost Brother

    Posted By on June 7, 2014

    Joe Biden, the vice president of the USA has recently met his long lost brother for the first time. It is none other than ‘Sam’ the Eagle from the Muppets.  Some may not believe that these two are related, but when they stand side by side the family resemblance is uncanny.

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    Giraffopia photo credit: Clan UiBriain via photopin cc

    Put your tongue straight up!

    Posted By on June 6, 2014

    Put your tongue straight up! Have you looked around you?  It is summer outside! Put your tongue straight up!  Feel the air, and feel the sky!  Giraffes have a unique way of experiencing life, and one way it so use our tongues.  Here is a perfect example. Whip out your tongue today and let it out!

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    Giraffopia photo credit: ucumari via photopin cc

    Michelle Obama: Flatulence or First Lady ‘Poof’?

    Posted By on June 5, 2014

    Is it Flatulence or a First Lady ‘Poof’?

    Michelle Obama engages in flatulence? Really, truthfully!  Does it stink? Some people think they are the exception to the rule.  Perhaps they are.  Has anyone ever smelled a royal fart?  I mean, it is possible it does not smell…  What about a presidential one?  How about a first lady ‘poof’?

    There is perhaps no more social strain than a high profile person at dinner lifting one cheek and letting it all rip. Maybe it is accepted, and maybe it is not.  Maybe is it alright if your husband just waves his hand and says ‘Honey! You did it again ha-ha!’ 

    Does that make is no socially acceptable?  I mean if Michelle Obama can rip one and everyone is compelled to ‘laugh along’ so as not to offend, what about all the rest of us?  Is that why she is not invited back to England?  Is the Queen tired of turning on fans?

    I would be, and I am just a giraffe.  Thankfully I am blessed with some height that I can lean farther away in the wind, but what about everyone else?  If you are at the dinner table, do you just put your hand on your chin and smile as big as you can and pretend to enjoy it?  Perhaps that is all you can do…  Or lean to your left over your blue dress and congratulate her for hitting all the notes in her ‘tuba solo‘ right?  Might as well go along with it, or she might do an encore as everyone gags asking her husband to ‘pull her finger’.

    That’s right.  Here is photo evidence of everyone supposedly ‘enjoying one‘ squeezed out by Michelle Obama at the dinner table.  Gives new meaning to ‘Hope and Change’.  Hope they all laugh, and ‘hope‘ you don’t have to ‘change‘ your panties…

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    Add your own sound effects as you read this…

    Giraffopia photo credit: Barack Obama via photopin cc

    (The purpose of this blog is for humor only. Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental.)